Damn You, Autocorrect!: Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages by Jillian Madison

By Jillian Madison

Sh#@ Your mobile Says
"Damn You, Autocorrect!"
If you personal an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any phone, there's an excellent chance you've screamed that word out at least one time. In Damn You, Autocorrect! Pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison exhibits you're not by myself.
Filled with submissions from readers of her renowned site, this laugh-out-loud humorous publication positive aspects cringe-worthy exchanges with mom and dad, neighbors, major others, and associates that include probably the most by accident hilarious--and mortifying--mistakes ever brought on by Autocorrect. within, you'll discover a husband who tells his spouse that he simply "laid" (paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mother are going to "divorce" (Disney), and plenty of extra epic texting fails too raunchy to record right here.
Whether you like expertise, texting humor, or taking a little little bit of excitement within the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will depart you giggling till you cry, and grateful that not anything this embarrassing has occurred to you. Yet.

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The possible explanations given usually are that either the knitting got boring—and based on our observations of knitting, that must be true—or occasionally knitters are just looking for something else to do with their hands. Because of all the risks, we recommend to such patients that they abandon their efforts to knit their own clothing and stick with the BeDazzler. We could not find any injuries involving bedazzling, despite our best efforts … but please don’t take this as a challenge to prove us wrong, and definitely leave the Shake Weight at home, too.

We’re just waiting to see a situation (and X-ray) in which one pet eats another, and the two insurances fight to see who pays. You Can Get Into the Holidays, or the Holidays Can Get Into You We realize that after the holidays people are not always sure of what to do with their holiday decorations. We also realize that people who just want to get rid of stuff often feed it to the dog. This case was just a bad combination of the two. Yes, this dog got into the holiday spirit by enjoying decorations and feasting all at once.

A patient’s blood alcohol level (BAL) is typically measured by a blood test or breathalyzer, although in this patient’s case, perhaps by passing gas. Depending on what this patient had for dinner, the police may decide to file additional charges. If a patient is a long-standing alcoholic, he may develop damage to the liver, blood vessels, skin, and brain. Some patients also develop visual hallucinations of small people, called Lilliputian hallucinations, a reference to the tiny characters in Jonathan Swift’s novel Gulliver’s Travels.

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