Confessions of a Teen Sleuth: A Parody by Chelsea Cain

By Chelsea Cain

America's favourite woman detective is again to set the checklist immediately. in line with our titian-haired heroine, she used to be no longer in reality a fictional personality, yet an intrepid real-life sleuth who investigated a number of the 20th century's largest mysteries. And the recognized sequence she starred in was once no longer cooked up via a crew of writers, yet plagiarized from her exploits by way of her nosy collage roommate Carolyn-who, now not strangely, obtained an awful lot mistaken. listed below are the bold escapes, superb hunches, and loyal inventory characters, together with interlopers from various different loved sequence, that experience extremely joyful generations of lovers. And the following, additionally, are the main points of teen-sleuth existence that you simply by no means observed: the key romances, reckless using, minor ingesting difficulties, political motion, and family drama that experience, up until eventually now, remained hidden from those courageous detectives' adoring public.

I can't bear in mind while I've laughed aloud so often in the course of the studying of a book...A significant send-up of the Nancy Drew novels.-Nancy Pearl, NPR

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