
By Chuck Sambuchino
"**Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. **
There’s a brand new danger in town—and it’s basically twelve inches tall. *How to outlive a backyard Gnome assault *is the single accomplished survival consultant that can assist you hinder, arrange for, and thrust back an coming near near domestic invasion by way of the typical backyard gnome. as soon as considered risk free backyard undefined, proof is mounting that those smiling garden statues are poised and able to spoil havoc. the risk is genuine. And it’s here.
category 1 gnome-slayer and gnome safety professional Chuck Sambuchino has constructed a confirmed system—Assess, shield, safeguard, Apply—for safeguarding estate, possessions, and household. recommendations contain step by step directions for gnome-proofing the typical residing, spotting and reading the indicators of a meeting hoard, and—in the development secured perimeter *is* breached—confronting and scuffling with the attackers at shut variety.
*From the Hardcover edition.*
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