By Daniel Theaker, Mike Freen
Daniel Theaker's A operating Musician's shaggy dog story ebook is a compilation of the funniest and most well-liked tune jokes this present day. From groaners to intestine busters, those jokes quite mirror the attitudes and personalities of people that make track for a residing.
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Piano The audience at a piano recital were appalled when a telephone rang just off stage. " Page 14 Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright? Because it makes a bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff. What key do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat minor. What do you use to tie a piano to a moving van so the piano won't fall over? Root position chords. " a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. " "Ah yes, I remember you now," recalled the judge. "Guilty.
What do you call a pop singer without a 'significant other'? Homeless. Page 77 What does a girl band vocalist's mother say to her before she goes out? If you're not in bed by midnight you have to come home. Jazz Singers How does a jazz singer make a million dollars? He starts with two million. A doctor tells a jazz singer that he has cancer and only has a year to live. " Country Singers What happens when you spin a country singer's record backwards? He gets his wife, his job and his John Deere back.
Because at 69 she blows a rod. What is the difference between a soprano and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. What is the difference between a soprano and a Porsche? Most musicians have never been in a Porsche. What is the difference between a soprano and a pit bull? The jewelry. What is the difference between a soprano and a pirhana? The lipstick. How do you confuse a soprano? Ask her to read the music. How many sopranoes does it take to change a lightbulb? None. She thinks it's the accompanist's job.