By Franklin Dohanys
First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golfing game?"
Second Golfer: "Not so solid. it kind of feels the older i am getting, the higher I used to be!"
even if you are cutting your means throughout the fairway or chipping up sufficient dust to construct an in-ground pool, there is not anything like a very good golfing funny story to maintain a duffer from taking the sport too heavily (you recognize who you are). This riotous assortment includes adequate fabric for you and your fellow golfers to chortle your method to the nineteenth gap, online game after video game.
Two golfer and their caddies have been out at the direction sooner or later. through the 15th gap one of many golfers had blown such a lot of putts he went berserk. He began swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a potent toss, threw it on the water chance 40 yards away. One caddy became to the opposite and acknowledged, "Five dollars says he misses the water!"
For an individual with a feeling of humor, even those that imagine that golfing and golfers are top left to America's Funniest Home...
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Well, what’s it like? ” “Well, I’m afraid I have good news and bad news,” said Charlie. “The good news is, there’s all the free golf you want and all the free lessons you can handle. ” 70. Two old duffers head out for a quick round of golf. Since it is late in the day, they decide to play only nine holes. ” The other duffer agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the eighth hole, the first old duffer is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the ninth. The first old duffer says, “Help me find my ball.
She asked. “Oh, I’m positive, all right,” he said tersely. ” 18. An avid golfer’s teenage son asked for permission to have some friends over on Halloween to watch scary movies and pass out candy. The father agreed and gave him twenty dollars for some videos and snacks. On Halloween night, all the kid’s friends came over and seemed to be enjoying themselves. About ten o’clock, however, his parents were scared half out of their wits by violent screaming and shouts coming from the TV room. They dashed upstairs to find out what was wrong.
The two debated the matter for quite some time, with the first man losing the argument. So, he went to the cart to get a club. He stood over his ball and took a few practice swings, each time scraping the club on the pavement, taking out chunks of asphalt and sending out sparks. Finally, after several practice swings, he took his shot. The ball took off and landed on the green about four feet from the pin. ” said his friend. ” 47. Four engineers were golfing at the local club. They came to the fifteenth hole, which was a long dogleg right, 450-yard par-4.