By Robert Bircher
When you have hassle getting up within the morning, for those who locate that you just lack motivation on your paintings, in the event you locate that you simply quite cannot be along with your friends and family anymore, this ebook will give you a number of the world's most interesting cynical and defeatist techniques.
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Plutarch Solon A Collection of Cynical & Defeatist Quotations It is unfortunate, considering enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. A. J. Balfour 101 Reasons Not To Do Anything Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. Anon Quoted by Barbara Gourdy – Falling Angels A Collection of Cynical & Defeatist Quotations Like every man of sense and good feeling, I abominate work. Aldous Huxley 101 Reasons Not To Do Anything The lecture theatre – the place where information passes from the notebook of the lecturer to the notebook of the student without necessarily passing throught the mind of either.
Proverb 101 Reasons Not To Do Anything As peace is the end of war, so to be idle is the ultimate purpose of the busy. Samuel Johnson The Idler A Collection of Cynical & Defeatist Quotations He that knows nothing, doubts nothing. Proverb 101 Reasons Not To Do Anything Hard work has never killed anyone, but it frightens some people half to death. Aldous Huxley A Collection of Cynical & Defeatist Quotations Marriage has many pains but celibacy has no pleasures. Samuel Johnson Rasselas 101 Reasons Not To Do Anything If it rained knowledge, I’d hold out my hand; but I would not give myself the trouble to go in quest of it.
Jim White A Collection of Cynical & Defeatist Quotations Mother is the dead heart of the family, spending father’s earnings on consumer goods to enhance the environment in which he eats, sleeps and watches the television. Germaine Greer The Female Eunuch 101 Reasons Not To Do Anything Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. Samuel Butler A Collection of Cynical & Defeatist Quotations By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.